OMG WTH WTF OMG z

Cmon , hell is full ,heaven is too cramped , they don't accept my blog . I saw new jokes on the next so i decided to post them .( NOT BY ME ) :

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it.
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It's called Prayer! God blesesess ur dirty mind.
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Boy : Can I Touch ur Software..?
Girl : First.. Show me ur Hardware.
Boy : Should I install it in ur System..?
Girl : Cover it with AntiVirus and Then Install..
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pwnt,..
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Girl to her mom: Ma, I have started loving a boy!
Mom angry: What? How old is he? What does he do?
Girl: He is 2 months old. Happily kicking in my stomach!

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Give me ure msn if u wan mine ,,... ,,,....
BB DOGs.
Oh and the winner for the poll is none

with a total of 17 votes which is 50%
followed by auditard(dogs) 9 (26%)
then mapletards(wtf?)5(14%)
last but , yeah the least .. amped tards(u su**) 3(8%)

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Perhaps i am just writing down something for fun , but ,,, the blog died . this is so **ckin stupid i dont know why i am doin this ,...


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